Doctors couldn’t believe their eyes after having to remove a coconut from a man’s bum in a s3x experiment gone wrong
A 56-year-old man from Taiwan has been rushed to the hospital after experiencing abdominal pain and severe constipation.
The tropical fruit that had been wedged inside him for the last two days was being used by the man for s3xual stimulation while masturbating.
Director of the general medical surgery at the E-Da Hospital, Dr Chen Zhiyi warned local residents of the dangers of such an act.
He said: “This was a very rare case. The patient was lucky to still be alive. Fortunately, he did not suffer serious internal damage.
He was told not to do it again. The patient admitted that he put the coconut into his rectum in search of stimulation.”
The doctor’s tireless efforts and brain wrecking to figure out the best way for the large fruit to be removed eventually landed on the idea of an operation after the patient’s manual attempts to push it out naturally came to nothing.
Surgeons then landed on their last resort option of operating on the patient in a procedure called a ‘laparotomy operation’.
The doctor’s efforts were a success, safely pulling the 7.5cm by 5.7cm coconut from his abdominal cavity which has drained 2,000ml of urine that had built up over the two days.
Dr Chen warned of the dangers of ‘coconutention’, urging people to ‘be careful when seeking stimulation’.
