A freelance writer, Michelle Andrews who tried the V-string trend, said she found the reality of wearing the tiny style was unpractical, high maintenance – and very painful. “I’m not quite sure what compelled me to try a V-string bikini,” she wrote via News.com.au.
“… If you haven’t seen the v-string bikini trend, let me explain: For some ungodly reason, Australian swimwear brands have modernised the G-string.
“The G-string, you see, is apparently unacceptably conservative and covers way too much. “Enter, the V-string bikini — something that will showcase every ingrown hair you’ve had since you were 17. Hooray!”
The podcast host from Melbourne went onto explain that the swimwear – made famous by Beginning Boutique – might seem like a bargain at just £23, but once you’ve factored in the “laser hair removal” and “labiaplasty”, the barely-there look doesn’t come cheap.
“It’s 2019 and, if my social media feed is anything to go by, side boob is out — side v@gina is in,” she said.
“Once you factor in the necessary 10 rounds of laser hair removal (about $450) and Barbie-inspired labiaplasty (about $5000), you’ll be looking at about $5489.95 for the complete look. “That’s provided you don’t get stung for public nudity, which could be punishable by a fine of up to $2000.
“Totally worth it for the Instagram photo, though.“‘Take it to the beach with a white or red bikini top for a sizzling summer look,’ the brand promises on their website. “So, that’s exactly what I did. At Melbourne’s iconic St Kilda beach.”
However, she encountered problems just from walking.
“Whenever I stretched one leg out in front of the other, the bikini kind of made a dash for my internal organs. It feels like … flossing. For your insides,” she wrote.
And aside from the pain, Michelle also explained that she flashed her “pasty bum” several times, due to the (extremely) high-rise design.
The swimwear has been causing controversy for the last few weeks.
