“fingering and giving head is biblical” – Twitter user claims, backs it up with Bible quotes

Oh, well!  People are definitely interpreting the Bible as they see fit and one Twitter user just quoted some parts of the Bible as proof that “fingering” and “giving head” is biblical.

Solomon Buchi tweeted:

Boring sex is not Godly.
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Fingering is biblical: Songs of Solomon 5:4: “My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him..”
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This is talking about how powerful a man’s hand can give his wife pleasure.

He continued:

Giving head(Cunnilingus): 4:16
“Blow on my garden, that it’s fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste it’s choice fruits.”
“My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts..” (1:13)
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God wants the best sex life for married couples.

The Twitter user added:

This is for all the pastors who come to preach balderdash about how giving head is demonic. How oral sex is perversive. Some even say that it’s only missionary that’s ordained by God. Soon they’ll start saying that you should not talk dirty during sex, be speaking in tongues?